Welcome to the BannerFactory™. I've cooked up over 80 pieces of advertising measuring a mere 468 x 60 pixels in the last few years. I thought it was long overdue to share these incredible 12k masterpieces with the whole world.

However, I didn't do it all alone (at least most of the time). I have to give MUCH love to Liz – television, play, and book writer extraordinaire. She made "Banner Time" fun when it wasn't supposed to be. And we both are amazed that we were able to communicate concepts like "Click Here" and "Free Shipping" more than 100 ways – but we did. And damn it, we did it with style!

Also, have to give shouts out to Kevin, Andrei, and Mitch for inspiration when I only had 1k to spare.